Whats your N-names?

I have some, you have some, we all have some.
I wanna see them and a short story/description of how you aquired them.
I'm not invading your personal lives. I just like people's n-names better than parent given ones.

I'll start this thing.
Nicknames right now:
Kamikaze THC
Kamikaze ( I do parkour and would jump things some wouldn't do, like a kamikaze if you would. )
James ( Middle name )
Ross ( This I got in 6th grade. Rick Ross was popular. Now they actually still say I'm hustling. Plus, its my last name. I hate my first. )
Mr.GenderWars ( I made a comic in 6th grade and am still completing it. Gender Wars, I wish I could post you here, but naahh. Would start my own website for it, but don't have the time now. )
Pokemon Trainer Diamond ( My friends can't beat my team. Said I was like red. )
Kasikun21 ( Just another screen name. )
The Merchant( I'm gonna have to tell you how I got this. )

Four days ago, my grandma thought it would be a good idea for my bro. and me to sell things at school.(candy bars and stuff) At lunch, I went around and sold some things and one of my friends had the "greatest" idea ever. She gave me a scarf and told me that I looked somewhat like the Resident Evil 4 merchant. Then she dared me to try to sell my "merchandice" to other people looking like that.

Well, a whole lot of "Good day stranger/strangers", "Good evening stranger/strangers", "What are ya buying", and "Pleasure doing buisness with ya" happened under that hour and they all asked me the universal question more than "What are you selling?". They asked me for my name, and out of sheer stupidity, I said jokingly, "Why stranger, I'm the Merchant!". Hahahahahaha! Three days later, I've got people comin' up to buy stuff from me now, and they still don't even know my name.HAH!
P.S. Seriously, I am not kidding. Even I couldn't make this up.(I mean, I can, but that's just stupid, and wrong.)

I started thinking up random names for me. My first, which stayed with me for a long time:
1. FatMan 2.0
2. TedizX (supposed to be based off of Conker's Bad Fur Day)
3. ZBomb (A much more demented name I chose for me. ZBomb is now a character for M.U.G.E.N)
4. G&W (Obviously my gamer tag when I play as him.)
5. Despised (Not sure why I thought this one up really. Oh well. My PC name will always be that from now on. I seem to like it.)

Pkmn2

My one and only. I hate having more than one name.

-> Fan versions (What people thought)
Pokémon 2 <- (Most popular guess)
Pikmin 2
Pika-man 2 <- (Least popular guess)
PK-Man 2

->Official version
Pig Kannon Mega Neutron²

->Extension (Only used, if 5 chars aren't enough or already used)
UltrDirctrPkmn2

You may think now: "What the hell? You ain't serious, right?"

Nope, I'm serious.
Name based on Robo-Birdo, from Super Mario Advance.

But nowadays, I don't care how they call me. =P
Nobody wants to memorize such long nickname anyway.
Where ever I go, if it comes to digital nicknames, Pkmn2 is my choice.

Lol

Devilmancool - because i rock and i am cool...

Devilmaniscool - well you may have guessed but i am cool....

Devilman - (for places where the name is not used...)

I bet you all have wondered why i have called myself Devilman...
I think kamikaze even made this topic just to see my origins...
Some of you even anime types have thought me to be a devilman fan. But you are wrong!

Well the real story of my name is simple; when I was young I liked to draw comics.
These comics were called dman with a main character that was a stick figure with 2 horns...
My mother then said "he looks like a devil" then Devilman was born!
As i grew older side characters were added. And a HUGE storyline was developed over a 7 year period of comic invention!
Even now, i enjoy reading my stack of about 400 sides worth of action and adventure! (after i go in the attic and get scared shitless)
So one day i will make both a comic and a animation... that shall take you all by storm!

Btw kamikaze Dudefighter origins is because he believes, that he is the ultra dude that must fight more super dudes. Making him the ultamate dude fighter...
in advance i will never ever scan those comics... they are personal to me.

Heehehehe!
This is why I made this. The stories that comes with the names are the real prizes to me!

Casemister - Becouse my Name is Casey, and a few people call me the Casemister, short for CaseyMaster

Sonic695 - What can i Say? Im just a guy who loves Adventure im Sonic695!

Colonel - People say im a tad Bossy, and Sound like Colonel Cambell from Metal Gear

That's true.....Colonel.

Got another one.
DJ Atomika.
I found some headphones in my school's auditorium and didn't want to use them. Strange. So I wore them around my neck from that day on. SSX 3 is a great snowboarding game. Find it sometime.

Another one!
Master Kamikaze. It irks me if someone refers to me as Master or Sir. Please don't call me by that.